Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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