If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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