hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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