Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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