Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
my being single is dangerous.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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