So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
