Dual....:-)
Where is the hickey?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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