if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
