I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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