I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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