Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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