whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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