She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It's blow job season.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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