Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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