jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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