Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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