It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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