I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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