thus making me awesome and them whores
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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