Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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