i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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