I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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