1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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