school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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