When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Houston, we have a squirter
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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