Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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