STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
