you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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