I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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