I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Maybe he injected his testicle?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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