i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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