Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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