so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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