The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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