Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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