No subtext here. People are naked.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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