Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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