Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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