doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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