fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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