Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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