i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
it glows. i had to have it.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
