Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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