GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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