The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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