Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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