Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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