I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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