so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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