We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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