I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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