That's when you crack a 10am beer
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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