how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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