it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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