yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
True strength comes from lack of pants
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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