I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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