We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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